Karangahape Road visit ruined after Kiwi man unknowingly hires own wife


A 45-year old Auckland man has been unpleasantly surprised after arranging a session with a prostitute at a Karangahape Road brothel on Friday evening. Unknown to the client, his female companion for the evening turned out to be none other than his wife of 12 years.

The terrible mix-up occurred after the man made a Friday night appointment at the K’Road establishment and was told his regular girl was unavailable. The receptionist was apologetic but mentioned that a new employee had recently been hired who was receiving rave reviews from a number of clients. “Book me in!” said the man, and the wheels were set in motion for a fateful meeting later that evening. After being ushered into a vacant room at the venue, the man showered and was relaxing on the bed when the door swung open and his own wife entered the room. The couple reportedly froze for several moments before the wife reacted first, emitting a shrill scream and taking off her 12-inch heel, hurling it at her husband’s rapidly-deflating kiwi bird.

The man angrily stormed out of the room and tried to exit the venue, where he was detained by a large security guard for failing to settle his bill of NZ$300. After a heated discussion with the brothel’s manager, he was able to negotiate a discount and only had to pay NZ$150 for the brief encounter with his wife.

In unrelated news, a South Auckland man has been fired from his position at a local firm after his ‘secret booger collection‘ was discovered in a filing cabinet.