A 52-year old Singapore man has had the shock of his life after arranging to meet up with a prostitute in the Geylang district last Friday evening. Unknown to the client, his female companion for the evening turned out to be none other than his wife of 23 years.
The terrible mix-up occurred after the man made a Friday night appointment at a Geylang establishment and was told his regular girl was unavailable. The receptionist was apologetic but mentioned that a new employee had recently been hired who was receiving rave reviews from a number of clients. “Book me in!” said the man, and the wheels were set in motion for a fateful meeting later that evening. After being ushered into a vacant room at the venue, the man showered and was relaxing on the bed when the door swung open and his own wife entered the room. The couple reportedly froze for several moments before the wife reacted first, emitting a shrill scream and taking off her 12-inch heel and hurling it at her husband’s rapidly-deflating kukubird.
The man angrily stormed out of the room and tried to exit the venue, where he was detained by a large security guard for failing to settle his bill of SG$700. After a heated discussion with the brothel’s manager, he was able to negotiate a discount and only had to pay SG$250 for the brief encounter with his wife.