Organizers of a fashion show in Hong Kong’s Mong Kok district have today apologized after one of the male models caused an unexpected climax. At the end of the ready to wear male fashion segment, the final model shocked the audience after ‘fiercely masturbating to completion all over the runway’.
“It is with deep regret that we acknowledge our mistake,” read a press release from the organizers behind the show. “Our desire was simply to end the collection with a bang, but it appears we went a bit too far.” Those in the audience were generally unimpressed with the surprise ending, with one fashion veteran in the front row commenting: “I’ve been in the fashion industry for years, and I’ve seen my fair share of publicity stunts in that time. However, nothing comes close to what I just witnessed.” “I’m not sure what message they were trying to send,” pondered another member of the audience. “The clothing designs were quite terrible, so maybe they were hoping we’d forget all about it after the guy came.”
Making matters worse was the fact that the male segment of the show was immediately followed by a female collection. “We also apologize for not being able to clean the runway before the next show commenced,” wrote the event’s organizers. “However, as it was a swimsuit collection, we felt it was appropriate for the circumstances.”